You clearly misunderstood grace *-)
 

erinink:

Random person who texted me tonight: Who is this?

Me: Jesus.

Random person: Hi Jesus!

Me: Hello, my child. Do you have any sins to confess? I died for you, btw.

Random person: I’ll pray about it! Thanks though Jesus!

Me: No problem! I love talking to you. However, I checked your records and I am sorry to inform you that you won’t be making it to Heaven.

Random person: …

THIS is what I do with my Saturday nights. Pathetic.