You clearly misunderstood grace *-)
Random person who texted me tonight: Who is this?
Random person: Hi Jesus!
Me: Hello, my child. Do you have any sins to confess? I died for you, btw.
Random person: I’ll pray about it! Thanks though Jesus!
Me: No problem! I love talking to you. However, I checked your records and I am sorry to inform you that you won’t be making it to Heaven.
Random person: …
THIS is what I do with my Saturday nights. Pathetic.